The hunger had
been building in me for a while. I had
an assignment to complete, and I finally began to enjoy its puzzling nature,
and to accept that this wasn’t going to be another case I could crack in a
couple of minutes. “I could program the
cross validation across the entire sample range, instead of using all the
observations”, my stats inner voice was kicking in on overdrive to the point
where I could actively hear myself speak in my own mind. But my seemingly stroke of genius was greeted
by yet another frustrating “error, lengths do not match” respond from my
statistics program, and I gave in to my hunger and went to get some food.
“Maybe if I
just coerce the variable to equal lengths…” My thoughts and my body continued
to wander aimlessly as I searched for suitable food to satisfy both my yearning
for catharsis and my grumbling bowels. I had given up on peanut butter and
jelly pita sandwiches not too long ago, and tried to avoid yet another infringement
of my economics studies on my thought processes in the form of a cost-benefit
analysis incorporating taste, walking distance, cost and familiarity into my
decision as to where to eat. And besides,
today was statistics, not econ. So I settled for the closest Subway – low cost,
familiar, close by and at least somewhat versatile.
Profusely lip
syncing to Sia’s “Elastic Heart”, over-enunciating each syllable just to get a
response from my co-pedestrians ended up assisting me in avoiding all eye
contact across the busy streets of London. Its melodious tune intertwined with
darker lyrics, for a pop song at least, finally allowed me stop thinking of
myself as a master of the Matrix for writing three lines of code continuously,
and to enjoy the pleasant anonymity that a city produces.
“Could you
spare some change sir?” The panhandler had interrupted my favorite
contemplative line in the song with his glazing eyes. I Suddenly realized that
I had matched his glare with my own and that in response I would have to actively
contemplate whether I would actually pull out some change from my pocket, or just
fake the casual “I don’t have any” glance with the compulsory shoulder shrug. I
had some change, I knew I had some. But I went through the entire enactment of scavenging
my pockets to find a wayward coin, if only to buy some time to fully remember
or recognize whether I really wanted to give alms to the toothless man who austerely
sat just below me.
You see,
just the other day I had also been approached by a seemingly transient older
fellow, who asked for 14 pee. It was such an appealingly low and yet specific
amount that cried out a purpose, a cause. Before I could even ask why he needed
exactly 14 pence, and not 16 or 12 my hands immediately reached into my right
pocket and pulled out a 20 pee coin. It felt so obligatory to give that man
something that he obviously needed at that moment. But here I was, confronted by an ostensibly
similar situation but my hands reacted differently. As they aimlessly searched
for a coin that had already been found, they were retrieved literally empty-handed
as I shrugged in an apologetic yet glib expression. “Sorry” I said, and marched
on to retrieve my £3 reward in the form of a Subway sandwich.
As I stood there contemplating whether I
should get a chicken tikka flatbread or a meatball on 9-grain wheat, I felt
saturated by guilt. My days as a wayfarer, or at least a wanderer, had left me flummoxed me and I wondered how I could so bashfully deny this young man of
something as petty as spare change in such a time of need. My dormant consumerist
rebuttal of “he’s probably gonna drink it away anyway” left me unfazed, and I
allowed the remorse to consume me instead. The queue of younger girls in
pressed British school-girl outfits slowly dispersed as they each made a
decision of spicy Italian or BLT ,
and I settled on a chicken tikka, but with 9-grain wheat, and awaited.
As I left
the shop, I paused. Our eyes met once again, but this time he had no expectations
of me. I had turned him down already, and a quick visit to a corporate deli
would not have changed my mind about him. I imagined him imagining me to be a
heartless aspiring capitalist just as I pulled into my pockets once again. Quickly,
without a fuss this time, I pulled out the few coins I had in there and gave
them to him, intentionally not selecting the coins of smaller magnitude. “A
good day to you sir”, I said as I repositioned my headphones once again beneath
my hat.
Sia’s song
was just reaching its ending crescendo - “Be my friend, wrap me up” she whispered
in my ear.
“Hold me, wrap me up
Unfold me, I am small
I’m needy, warm me up
And breathe me…”
And yeah, the song was on
repeat.